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09 September 2010 @ 06:30 pm
Gotta rock when you roll!  
I clearly have too much empty space in my head these days. But since I can't help it, let's play a game!:D

It's called "the pickup line game" and it's very easy (big surprise there, considering it's not a game at all and I just made it up XD):

What song lyric would be a terribly bad/fun/cheesy pickup line for [insert name of vampire here]? Write it in a comment! Spamming is welcomed, even in later days...this is a post you should come back to.XD

I will start, to exemplify.
 
 
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Absinthe: Armand - Oopsabsinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
Vampire: Armand
Bad pickup line:
We're one mistake from being together
But let's not ask why it's not right
You won't be seventeen forever
And we can get away with this tonight


The result I foresee? Someone will lose a limb.:)
Ducknevermore_1106 on September 9th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
Depends who the speaker is.. ;)
(no subject) - absinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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that awful velocipedestriennecatpaws on September 9th, 2010 05:58 pm (UTC)
Vampire: Lestat (to Louis, perhaps)
Bad pickup line:
It's you that I adore
You'll always be my whore
You'll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
We must never be apart
We must never be apart

It kinda fits the whole Claudia debacle.
I think Louis would sulk for quite a while.
iskra667: bad!iskra667 on September 9th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
lol! lame, cheesy and vaguely exploitative, I bet Lestat would think it's SUCH A HOT PICK UP LINE, Babycakes! :p

could you guys please write the names of the songs, just for information?
(no subject) - catpaws on September 9th, 2010 06:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Absinthe: Louis - Whine & Bitchabsinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
Oh, no, not Louis's manliness! Never make fun of his manliness! Lol XD
(no subject) - catpaws on September 10th, 2010 01:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Ducknevermore_1106 on September 9th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
Vampire: Louis (him being the recipient, I mean)
Bad? pickup line:
Take our tears, put them on ice,
Cause I swear I'd burn this city down to show you the light!


...of course that one might just work.

Edit: 'Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year', Fall Out Boy.

Edited at 2010-09-09 10:55 pm (UTC)
Absinthe: Brian - Fuckallabsinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
Hey, we said bad, not 'guaranteed to get them hot' (pun intended).;) But of course it is just a little bit cheesy.XD
Ducknevermore_1106 on September 9th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
Lol! I think canon Louis might resent the implication just a teensy bit? XDD but yes. I'll do better when I'm less dazed. *nods*
(no subject) - absinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Absinthe: Louis - Whine & Bitchabsinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
Vampire: Louis
Bad pickup line: Is it okay if I speak to you today?
You've been pissed off for a week now,
and nothing I could say
could make you look up or crack up...
Is there anything that I can do, anything to show you
You're a bitch, but I love you anyway...

(The Bitch Song - Bowling for Soup)
Ducknevermore_1106 on September 9th, 2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
LOL. Amazing.
Absintheabsinthe90 on September 9th, 2010 11:34 pm (UTC)
I know right. That's bound to melt him.:P
that awful velocipedestriennecatpaws on September 10th, 2010 01:41 pm (UTC)
Oh my, I love this.
It's somehow... sweet. In a Lestat/Louis way, that is.
Absinthe: Brian - Fuckallabsinthe90 on September 11th, 2010 10:01 am (UTC)
Haha! Well, Lestat would be so blunt, wouldn't he. But since Armand got the same silent treatment, it might as well be him.:)
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Duck: Night Islandnevermore_1106 on September 10th, 2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
(Sorry in advance for this genderswapped crack.XD)

Vampire: Marius to Armand
Bad pickup line: All of 'When You're Good to Mama' from Chicago.
Got a little motto always sees me through:
When you're good to mama, mama's good to you.
There's a lot of favours I'm prepared to do -
You do one for mama, she'll do one for you...


Edited at 2010-09-10 04:03 pm (UTC)
Absinthe: Louis - Whine & Bitchabsinthe90 on September 11th, 2010 10:03 am (UTC)
I disagree that you always pair up Marius with Armand.:/ Marius has that attitude with everyone. You iz unfaithful and I'mma go buy self help books. Enjoy playing with the imperial eagle.:<

Otherwise: LOL :D oh, genderswap, how I love thee.
(no subject) - nevermore_1106 on September 12th, 2010 02:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Absinthe: Armand - Oopsabsinthe90 on September 11th, 2010 11:11 am (UTC)
Vampire: Armand to Louis (from Paris onwards)
Bad pickup line:
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like, making good conversation.
I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean?
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie; there's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally.

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk


(Physical - Olivia Newton John)
that awful velocipedestriennecatpaws on September 11th, 2010 02:01 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's golden.
We all know that's what Armand wanted right from the start, after all. ; )
Louis would freak out.
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Duck: OMG Owlnevermore_1106 on September 12th, 2010 02:39 pm (UTC)
*dies inside* XDD How could I miss this gem? You have a lot of crazy things on your ipod, my dear.

..the "There's nothing left to talk about unless it's horizontally" can be interpreted sadly though.XD Poor boys.
(no subject) - absinthe90 on September 12th, 2010 03:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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that awful velocipedestriennecatpaws on September 12th, 2010 11:18 am (UTC)
Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
Vampire: Lestat (as an attempt to woo someone. No that he'd need to, of course)
Bad Pickup Line: They say I'm gifted, uh huh.
Well, I'm a certified prodigy
I'm gonna own you, uh huh
I'm gonna bring you to your knees.
Duck: What have you done now?nevermore_1106 on September 12th, 2010 02:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
Lol! Oh, Les. Of course he doesn't need to woo anyone. After all, he spent most of the 1800s trying to pry Louis off of him. It's in his book. *nods*
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots - catpaws on September 12th, 2010 03:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots - nevermore_1106 on September 12th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots - catpaws on September 12th, 2010 07:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots - nevermore_1106 on September 12th, 2010 07:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Absinthe: Lestat - OMGabsinthe90 on September 12th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
Lol! Sounds about right.;D
Re: Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots - catpaws on September 12th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Yasmine: BaSReflectionfanged_angel on September 17th, 2010 04:27 pm (UTC)
Vampire: Lestat (to Louis *sigh*)
Bad pickup line:
I can only give you everything I've got
I can't be as sorry as you think I should
But I still love you more than anyone else could.


Result: Doors being slammed.
Absintheabsinthe90 on September 17th, 2010 04:30 pm (UTC)
Lol! I can see this.:D

Louis: "You arrogant, full-of-yourself..." *retreats to his shack in a rage*

Lestat: "What?! D: You ungrateful little wretch!"
(no subject) - fanged_angel on September 17th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Yasmine: MA-Dauphinefanged_angel on September 17th, 2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
Because obviously Lady Gaga fits Lestat DDDDDD: Especially "So happy I could die" o_O

Vampire: Lestat
Bad pickup line:
Just give in
Don't give up, baby
Open up your heart and your mind to me.
Absinthe: Whisper Secretsabsinthe90 on September 17th, 2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
*random fangirl at the concert: squees and faints* :D